SMS Messages

SMS

Now a days we donot have time to great
others by going to them. So take send them SMS. These sms messages are
representation of our heart and represents every occasion we faced . some times
when we are happy and we get a text message which is funny it increases our
happiness and when we are sad and get encouragement SMS it reduces out sorrow.
Keep this things in mind we have developed a website which have the complete
SMS collection for every type. The website
is
SMS2friends.com Just Go and visit there
you will enjoy all the sms text messages. Folowing are the categories in
sms2friends.com
Hindi SMS Text messages
This section is specially designed for
the people of India which can only understand the Sms text messageswritten in
Hindi. Enjoy these
hindi sms
messages website.You will definatly like it
Urdu SMS Text
messages
This section is specially designed for the people of Pakistan which
can only understand the Sms text messageswritten in Urdu. Enjoy these
Urdu sms messages
website.You will definatly like these text messages
Good Night SMS Text
messages
Wish your Love ones Good night in a special way though sms. This can
shorten the distances between you and yourloveones . Enjoy these
Good Night sms messages
website.You will definatly like these text messages
Good Morning SMS Text
messages
Wish your Love ones Good Morning in a special way though sms. This
can shorten the distances between you and yourloveones . Enjoy these
Good Morning sms
messages website.You will definatly like these text messages
Kiss SMS
Text messages
Wish your Love ones Kiss in a special way though sms. This can
shorten the distances between you and yourloveone . Enjoy these umwmaah
Kiss sms messages
website.You will definatly like thes text messages
Friendship SMS Text
messages
Wish your Friends in a special way though sms. This can shorten the
distances between you and yourfriends . Enjoy these

Friendship sms messages website.You will definatly like these text messages
Friendship
SMS Text messages
Wish your Friends and family members eid mubarik in a
special way though sms. This can shorten the distances between you and
yourfriends and family menbers. Enjoy these
Eid Mubarik sms
messages website.You will definatly like these text messages
Birthday SMS
Text messages
Wish your Friends and family members Birthday wishes in a
special way though sms. This can shorten the distances between you and
yourfriends and family menbers and act as a gift for them. Enjoy these
Birthday sms messages
website.You will definatly like these text messages
Sardar SMS Text
messages
Sardars are famous for their acts . These funny acts are translated
here in form of SMS messages.Enjoy these
Sardar
sms
website.You will definatly like these text messages

1.Misuse of English: Diagram in book was not clear. [ read more funny sms ] So Lady teacher drew diagram on blackboard &announced.“Dont look at book figure. Look at my figure”
2.Do you ever notice thatwhen you’re driving,anyone going slower than you is an idiotand everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
3.Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
......
Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
4.Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Mummy Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi … [read more funny sms ]
5.Why Indian girls are not in sports ?
(Fact: Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc)
bcoz “90%” girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!
6.wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!husband: why??wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book “how to cook”!!
7.Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1) 2 Aurate Chup chap Baithi Hai.
2) 1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3) Ganja Sardr
4) 2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…
8.1 Saal Main12 Mahiney12 Mahino’n Me365 Din365 Din Me8760 Ghnte8760 Ghnton Me525600 Mins525600 Mins Me525600 LmheAurHar Lmhe Me 1 Dua
Light Na jaye
9.1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kgSandal utari,56kgJacket utari,53kgFir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!!!
10.Dr:Lets play a gameEr:NoD:i’ll giv u Rs50 if u answrE:NoD:k i’ll giv 500if u answr n take 5if u dntE:kD:2×2+45E:49E:Wht go up 2ledg n coms 3lgdD:dnt KnwE:giv 500D:tell me answrE:take Rs 5.
11.To Prove His LUV..
He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!
Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!
Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!
She-Divorcd Him…
Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.
12.Jeeto:Ek baat kahun, par plz marna mat.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Me Pregnant hun!
Santa: It’s a good News.
Jeeto: Shadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
13.Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
14.Ek bar kitchen mein kaddai and cooker ki ladai ho gai.
Cooker: kadai kadai tum ek dam kali ho.
Kadhai: Agar mein kali hoon, phir tum mujhe sara din citi kion marte rehte ho.
15.Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle…
Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen…
Kheriat To Hai…
Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai…??
16.Bijli Bord vich post nikli haisalri “Rs:50000″ har roz milnge.Kam koi nahibass “11kv” tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.BEST OF LUCK.
17.Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,agar 00000420 no se koi call aayeto atend nahi kerna ,werna insan ban jaoge…sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..SO BE CAREFUL!!
18.Man - aapke kitne bache hain.Sardar - 13 hainMan - 13 Bache!!!Itne kaise???Sardar - maine shadi k waqt apni patni k baap se wada kiya tha ki use kavi khali pet nahi rakhunga.
19.Mein bilkul Sharif ho gya hu
1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu
Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai
Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba
Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi hai !!!
20.Why do men pass gas more than women?Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.. [Read more --> FREE SMS ]

Funny SMS

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... [ read more funny sms ]

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu [read more funny sms ]

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law". [Read more --> FREE SMS ]

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence