1.Misuse of English: Diagram in book was not clear. [ read more funny sms ] So Lady teacher drew diagram on blackboard &announced.“Dont look at book figure. Look at my figure”
2.Do you ever notice thatwhen you’re driving,anyone going slower than you is an idiotand everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
3.Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !
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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
4.Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Mummy Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi … [read more funny sms ]
5.Why Indian girls are not in sports ?
(Fact: Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc)
bcoz “90%” girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!
6.wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!husband: why??wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book “how to cook”!!
7.Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1) 2 Aurate Chup chap Baithi Hai.
2) 1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3) Ganja Sardr
4) 2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…
8.1 Saal Main12 Mahiney12 Mahino’n Me365 Din365 Din Me8760 Ghnte8760 Ghnton Me525600 Mins525600 Mins Me525600 LmheAurHar Lmhe Me 1 Dua
Light Na jaye
9.1 ladki ne coin dalke apna vajan dekha,58kgSandal utari,56kgJacket utari,53kgFir duppata, 52kg or coin khatam1 bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke me dalunga!!!
10.Dr:Lets play a gameEr:NoD:i’ll giv u Rs50 if u answrE:NoD:k i’ll giv 500if u answr n take 5if u dntE:kD:2×2+45E:49E:Wht go up 2ledg n coms 3lgdD:dnt KnwE:giv 500D:tell me answrE:take Rs 5.
11.To Prove His LUV..
He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!
Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!
Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!
She-Divorcd Him…
Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.
12.Jeeto:Ek baat kahun, par plz marna mat.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Me Pregnant hun!
Santa: It’s a good News.
Jeeto: Shadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
13.Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
14.Ek bar kitchen mein kaddai and cooker ki ladai ho gai.
Cooker: kadai kadai tum ek dam kali ho.
Kadhai: Agar mein kali hoon, phir tum mujhe sara din citi kion marte rehte ho.
15.Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle…
Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen…
Kheriat To Hai…
Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai…??
16.Bijli Bord vich post nikli haisalri “Rs:50000″ har roz milnge.Kam koi nahibass “11kv” tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.BEST OF LUCK.
17.Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,agar 00000420 no se koi call aayeto atend nahi kerna ,werna insan ban jaoge…sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..SO BE CAREFUL!!
18.Man - aapke kitne bache hain.Sardar - 13 hainMan - 13 Bache!!!Itne kaise???Sardar - maine shadi k waqt apni patni k baap se wada kiya tha ki use kavi khali pet nahi rakhunga.
19.Mein bilkul Sharif ho gya hu
1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu
Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai
Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba
Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi hai !!!
20.Why do men pass gas more than women?Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.. [Read more --> FREE SMS ]